cik ikeen, aku suka kamu.

ak suka kat die serious.
haha

Everyone picks their nose.

In Feb 1995
A bunch of scientist,
They publish a study on rhinoteleksemia

According to that study,
95% pick their nose.
Almost everybody la tu..
the other 5% is a hypocrite.

9% is proudly admitting their obnoxious behaviour.

but,

why is that, the habit of nose picking,
is so, like taboo?

it's a universal behaviour!

some say,
it's just gross or something

there's slight of contamination
if you don’t keep your hands clean,

and if you do it too much,
you just get a nose bleed.
but still,
there's slight contamination.

just don’t overdue it.
believe me.
I’ve tried it.

but,
it still a harmless habit

in fact,
an Austrian lung specialist said that,

nose picking is good for your lungs!

nose picking makes your nostril clean, firstly.

secondly, tahi idung contains dirt, germs and whatever.
by eating that tahi idung,
can make your immune system, much stronger & make you stay healthy.

so,

Don’t be shy when you picking your nose, publicly.
seriously!

hmm...


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ak single.

mari isi jwb soalan ini jika berminat utk mengisi jawatan kosong ini

1. adkh anda syg akn kelebihan saya?
2. anda akui wanita kini materialistik?
3. saya akan setia bersama kamu. tetapi kamu?
4. jika anda menyukai seseorg, anda sanggup memberitahu saya? atau biarkan ia sbg rahsia.
5. mana awak lebih sayang? saya atau duit saya.
6. adkh saya hanya sbg suatu brg yg hanya digunakan bila diperlukan?
7. apa anda mahu daripada saya?

hantarkan jawapan anda beserta alamat myspace anda kepada saya.
jawapan yang ' luar daripada kiub ' akan disenarai pendekkan utk ditemu janji.
semoga berjaya

- adib
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do unruly kinks spoil your hair?

bg ak , ya.
ak peduli ap

so,

" one day,
me, myself and i,
out on a 'mencari ketenangan setelah...' trip,
to the beach,
di kerteh, terengganu ye gegirl,
on a stolen car.
actually, it's my abg's car.
ak peduli ap.

after a while,
ak nmpk,

ad org tgh celebrate eiduladha
2 org.
mereka menyambutnya dgn...

ak ad video dierg.... huhu...

END."


erm,
ak ad sumtin yg agk berguna la utk cpl2 sume,
sbb ak rs,
skrg mmg musim clash.
sbb rmai ak dgr dh clash.
utk memulakn relationship yg bru,
ak rs ad la skit tips yg ak t'lah kaji & mengalaminya sndri.

~slalu la cntact die.
xkire cmne pown.
-jumpe
-call
-sms
-email
-cmmnt kt myspace.

~utamakan die
erm,
cmne nk explain, huh!?
tye la pndpt die psl pape jer,
-warne boxer ap yg kene dgn jeans korg,
-lipgloss ap yg sdp bile nk kiss nnt,
-haircut ap yg die ske kt korg,
-pape jer la yg korg rs nk tye..

tp byk sgt tye rimas plak.

~jujur & percaya.
pndai2 korg la nk fikir sndri

ak bkn Dr. love or Mystery,
ak hrp tu mmbantu,
skit pown jd la.


ak bru prasan,
tym raye haji la,

byk
toothpick,
toothpaste,
polident ( ak xgune bende tu)

yg digunakan,
bahkan benang menjadi penyelamat.
akn tetapi,
ia masih terlekat.
hatta,
binaan plak trus terjadi.

sigh

cuti mmg mmbosankn.

sekian.

tagged

dear nadia sepet..
hm..
2 mggu...
bru i dpt siap bende ni...
so,
here u are..


1) Do you think you're hot ?

In physics and thermodynamics, temperature is a physical property of a system that underlies the common notions of hot and cold; something that feels hotter generally has the greater temperature. Specifically, temperature is a property of matter. Temperature is one of the principal parameters of thermodynamics. On the microscopic scale, temperature is defined as the average energy of microscopic motions of a single particle in the system per degree of freedom.
On the macroscopic scale, temperature is the unique physical property that determines the direction of heat flow between two objects placed in thermal contact. If no heat flow occurs, the two objects have the same temperature; otherwise heat flows from the hotter object to the colder object. These two basic principles are stated in the zeroth law and second law of thermodynamics, respectively. For a solid, these microscopic motions are principally the vibrations of its atoms about their sites in the solid. For an ideal monatomic gas, the microscopic motions are the translational motions of the constituent gas particles. For a multiatomic gas, vibrational and rotational motion should be included
by understanding the above statement, no, im not.


2) Upload your favourite picture of you!














3) Why do you like that picture ?
because i look like an angel and aidid was not. haha

4) When was the last time you ate pizza ?
Pizza is a popular dish made with an oven-baked, flat, generally round bread that is covered with tomatoes or a tomato-based sauce and mozzarella cheese. Other toppings are added according to region, culture or personal preference.Originating as a part of Italian cuisine, the dish has become popular in many different parts of the world. A shop or restaurant where pizzas are made and sold is called a “pizzeria”. The phrase “pizza parlor” is also used in the United States. The term pizza pie is dialectal, and pie is used for simplicity in some contexts, such as among pizzeria staff.
i'm lactose intolerant.


5) The last song you listen to ?
the greatest song ever - tenacious D


6) What are you doing right now besides this ?
knp la tye soalan cmni!
plz la!
i'm replying this damn question.

7) What name would you prefer besides yours ?
mr brightside


1. 7 ciri wanita idaman anda.
- some questions, need no answer. hehe...


2. 7 wanita/lelaki yang pernah anda minati sepanjang hidup.
- list not found


3. 7 perasaan sekiranya keluar dengan seseorang yang anda minati.
- ...


4. 7 tempat istimewa yang ingin dilawati bersama pasangan anda.
- every toilet at sunway piramid- mamak's stall
- muzium negara
- perlawanan catur peringkat negara
- pusat arkib negara
- kareoke box
- there is a special place sumwhere in...


5. 7 barangan/sesuatu istimewa yang mungkin akan anda hadiahkan pada pasangan anda.
- my lucky boxer
- my used deo
- my toenail
- my bantal busuk
- my sis's teddy
- one pack of peter
- my heart


6. 7 tajuk lagu yang akan anda nyanyikan untuk pasangan
- spiderpig song - homer simpsons
- patrick song - patrick star
- campfire song song - spongebob squarepant feat. patrick star & squidward tenticles
- fuck her gently - tenacious d
- polite dance song - the bird and the bee
- deeper conversation - yuna
- you make me feel brand new - the stylistic
- chasing cars - snow patrol

i s t i m e w a

"As i write this,
Keep me inside your heart,
Unutterable feeling, that you may know.

Solitary moment makes me,
Unaware of the time passing me by,
Kill me if I hurt you before,
Advise me if I'm wrong.

Pasti hati keliru, marah dan ingin tahu
Atas segala perkara yang terbuku,
Diri ini masih tersentak,
Akan penyesalan kerana terlewat dan hati sudah retak,
Masihkan ada peluang?
Untuk jawapan itu, hanya...

Saya milik awak."

-makcik

the inside story of jangan pandang belakang

whatever...

with each click of the mouse, another IM fell to the yahoo messenger window.
im seating on wooden chair in my room,
waiting.
waiting for her.
she doesn't look like an angel,
but she is unexplainable.
for her, im such a redundant.

one of the things that makes me, a shit-ass,
was being mr. brightside.

in the end, it doesn't ever matter.

sigh

hmm...

5 hari lg nk final math,

so,

one night,
i was lepak-ing in atiq's room,
suddenly,
suddenly,
suddenly,
nothing happened.

end.

intense is good.
the nicest thing someone ever said to me was,

"some questions, need no answer"

"the last time we met,
you left with felling upset... nah.
i cant remember..
i never apologized
but,
when someday, you heard me, passed away,
you was deep in your sleep,
my loss taught others,
not to take your friends for granted, or something like that.
misunderstanding,
death you never plan it,
probably,
i rest in peace,
this too shall pass,
but our true friendship will never cease.
love."

erm,

nk tau x?

one day,
there is two girls
( couldn't remember their names, i think
the girl-who-love-everything-about-korea &
futurestarz-whatever girl that twinkle kowt...)
tgk wayang cerita, KAMI,
then,
both of them,
menangis.

limiting reactant / reagent

"I fear that I always be the lonely number

Like root three

A three is all good and right,

Why is my three I always keep out of sight?

Beneath the vicious square square root sign

I wish instead I were nine

For nine could fork that evil trick

With some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun as 1.7321

Such as reality

A sad rationality

Was hark,

This I see?

Another square root of three

As quietly compulsing by,

Together now we multiply,

Form a number we prefer

Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds

With the way of a magic wands

Our square root sign,

Now become unglued.

A love for me has been renewed."

-kumar

erm,

skrg final.

so,

knp bdk yg dpt 9a ke atas dapat RM!$)?

bdk langkawi sume dpt RM!)).

diskriminasi.

menjilat kembali ludah yg dikahakkan.

nasib baik x g.

me. from others point of view.

"currently facing some barriers. but what the heck?i'm in the mood for writing. i placed my blog and tumblr on a hiatus since i dont want any familiar people reading my thoughts...yet.

i'm hear to talk about a psychotic friend of mine.
saw the hospital light at somewhere around the year 1990(sry didnt remember his birthdate)
given the name amar amry, he was ready to set out and alter the universe.

the reason i'm writing this note about him is because he wrote a blog about me.so im just returning the favor.
once the brainless wanker in our group, now the philosophical bloke all of a sudden. what changed him was one girl that goes by the name of linda.amazing how one person can make a different"

-fik

G, E minor, A minor, C, D.

this is fikri hisham.
17,
yep... die bdk lompat...
xsangke aku kwn dgn budak lompat
from subang, selangor.
a mentor of mine, when i struming his guitar,
a shit-ass, whenever he menganjing us.


haha...

fik ad krisis.
die dlm dilemma utk mencari gf, antara gurl yg die admire dr drjh 1 & gurl yg lg tue.
die 17 & dat gurl, 20.

kedua duanya brilliant, erm... pandai jer la kowt ikut pemerhatian aku.

tp biar la.

pulut plak admire bdk yg tue gak,
die knal kt mane lg,
kt zapin club.

utk fast forwardkn cite ni, die dh ilang hrpn kt gurl tu...

one unfortunate day,
die g mcD.
unexpectedly, die nmpk gurl tu jugak.
ddk sesorg.
then pulut berborakla dgn die.

then, cite boring ni, bergerak dgn menimbulkan hrpn kt pulut.

"akan tetapi, harapan ini agak menusuk kalbunya.final nak dekat.sudah aku suruh die lupekan pompuan tu tapi apa boleh buat.cinta sudah timbul, nak terbenam mmg susah."-fik

"cinta...
5 huruf yg membawa banyak maksud.
tapi bagi fik kan, cinta tu satu perkataan yang amat hodoh untuk mengekspesikan perasaan yang begitu sempurna kepada seseorang kerna org ramai sudah mencemari perkataan tersebut."-fik lagi.

ah...
g mati r.
haha


yg pentingnye,
korg mesti xphm title tu.
tu chord utk lagu jason mraz, you and i both.

so,
the moral value of this revolting blog is,
jgn tulis blog jika final dh nk dekat.

a big thx 4 farhana bee 4 being the first, to comment my lovely, girlish blog.

da.....

maggi goreng pluz perencah asli

hm...

2 org... eh 3 org kwn ak kene reject.
then, ak plak kene jd 'M'.
wtf!
love life ak pun xbtol, nk consult bout love?

hi,

is it a nobel thing to do, sending a confession that-my-friend-is-falling-for-you from his, the victim, phone to the the victims beloved?
yes?
no?
maybe?
i don't know.
the victim is me and i don't know how to confront her, saying, "hey, my friend just send a 'love' message from my phone."
damn it!
I'm hoping that she...


argh...
hm...
erm...
why is it so complicated..

never mind.

-syatbi

bel 140

erm,
fikri dah sound ak psl blog merapu aku ni,
so,

hmmm....
here goes nothing...

every1 ad mslh cinta,
dat means dierg sume desperate nk ad cinta.
including me, frankly.

tp, sume rejection yg dh ak dpt jd ak immune.
xla immune sgt,
tp xkn nk concentrate kt love je.

ak nk live life to da fullest.
jelaous gak tgk sum1 ad sum1.

bg ak,
kekasih pilihan same cm kasut.

nk yg selesa,
bergaya,
senang nk jg.
byk lg la bley dikaitkn.

mlm ni physic test,
& cm bese ak xstudy.

juz tawakal je.

i noe ni bkn tulis blog yg btol,
but im still working on it.

biar je la.

ak tgh emo skrg.

love

love...
it might
idigopidigatthidigopidigay,
an expressionless command
a gibberish feeling, unnoticed,
or a simple root beer and a coney dog,
together,

it will make a good juadah berbuka puasa...
yum... yum...

ari ni test kimia,

so,

pulut suke menari zapin,

dis is pulut,
18,
subang,
like to zapin,
can u imagine dat?
an otai look like him,
do a zapin?

disebabkn penyakit ak dh merebak,
die adlh salah satu mangse nye.
byngkn,
die leh baring kt tgh2 eskelator.

tahniah.

sahur adalah sesuatu yg bermakna bila bersama, bantal, selimut & boxer.

tym quiz mechanical,
suddenly blackout,
dgn fikiran buntu mnjwb soalan,
hp adlh penyelamat,
utk copy bdk sblh ak.

tym math,
damn boring.
psp mnjd penyelamat,
leturer tgh mumbling,
i main psp without hazardtation.

knp skrg ak xd idea nk tulis ap.

total death due to smoking, 440 000.
total death due to consumin alchohol, 85 000.
total death due to inhaling marijuana,

0

do the math.

dgn marijuana,
masalah homoseks dpt dibendung,
gejala sosial akn berkurangan &
ekonomi negara akan bertambah.

so,

plz, dont take ganja.
also, dont do sex b4 u nikah, bkn kawin!

sweet mother of ganja!

source, totally baked.

lastly from me,

i'm a hopeless romantic.

durian juice

hey,
sori,
actually i bru buat bende ni,
so,
sorila....

so....
back to the main point...

why durian juice?
i pn xtau
klu ad,
bgus la.

lusa dh nk test,
so,

knp atiq pyer rabbit gay?

One night,
atiq bru balik dari rumah lps shopping and all,
then,
die nk check rabbit die cmne,
rabbit die dua2 jantan,
atiq sayang his rabbit soo much,
(nmpk sgt die queer, eventhough die nmpk otai and all)

suddenly,
die dgr sumtin bergegar kt dlm cage,
dgn rs berdebar...

die nmpk rabbit die humping bersama,

dgn rs kecewa,
die tye daddy die,
"daddy, why my rabbits humping each other?"
da daddy replied,
"plz jgn bawak maksiat dalam rumah ni!"

dgn rs kecewa lg,
die trpakse bwk rabbit die kuar dr rumah...

End


so,
as a conclusion,
durian juice sedap.