women.
take off clothing.
place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
walk to bathroom wearing long dress gown or berkemban.
if you see anyone especially your boyfriend along the way,cover up any exposed area.
look at your womanly physique in the mirror.
make mental note to do some sit-ups, lompat-lompat or something.
adjust brea...
erm...
susu cap junjung
turn on shower
wash your face with crushed apricots facial scrub until red or some other cases, blister.
use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth bla bla bla... and pumice stone.
wash your hair once with cucumber and sage with 43 added vitamins
wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhance with real passion fruit
rinse conditioner off your hair.
shave armpits, legs and...
gt off the shower and stand directly on the mat.
dry with towel the size of a football field
return to bedroom, berkemban and towel on head
MAN
take off clothes and leave them in pile.
walk to the bathroom, proudly with only underwear or naked.
if you see someone along the way make sure 'the soul of a man' is at its maximum size and don't make any horny expression.
admire the size of the meatball spaghetti with sausage and scratch your ass.
look at your manly physique in the mirror.
turn on shower and wash face.
spend majority time washing privates
blow your nose and let the water rinse them off.
fart and laugh at how loud it sounds
wash your hair.
make a shampoo mohawk.
wash your butt and leave the hairs stuck on the soap.
kencing.
rinse off and get out off the shower without noticing the mat.
dry off the privates and armpits only.
gambar dekat atas tu ust nak tunjuk tu rumah 'kami'.
seronok.
tak payah risau nak balik lewat.
dapat lihat ekspresi jiran yang bengang dengan kiteorang kerna sifat bujang kita membuat mereka membuat sirap.
anyway,
lusa akan aku... eh, esok keluar bersama liza.
:)
harap dragon ball masih 7 biji.
