FART.
i like to fart.
everyone love to fart.
and its a guilty pleasure to smell at your own fart.
though it smells bad, its a lie that you hate the smell of your own fart.
But,
do you know,
Farts is the main contributor in greenhouse effect?
neither do i.
do you know,
there is a professional farter that can farts whenever he or she wanted to?
neither do i.
do you know,
when you lit the fart, it smells even worse than its originally odor?
trust me, i've tried it before.
if you was born with gas problems, of maybe you just want to know how to fart happily without anyone noticed the smell or the sound,
ask women.
they are the best at farting.
they are fart master, fart guru, silent assassin of fart & etc.
people might ask " why women?"
itulah advantage mereka. mereka takkan disalahkan atas sebab kentut.
ini report yang telah diterima.
i like to fart.
everyone love to fart.
and its a guilty pleasure to smell at your own fart.
though it smells bad, its a lie that you hate the smell of your own fart.
But,
do you know,
Farts is the main contributor in greenhouse effect?
neither do i.
do you know,
there is a professional farter that can farts whenever he or she wanted to?
neither do i.
do you know,
when you lit the fart, it smells even worse than its originally odor?
trust me, i've tried it before.
if you was born with gas problems, of maybe you just want to know how to fart happily without anyone noticed the smell or the sound,
ask women.
they are the best at farting.
they are fart master, fart guru, silent assassin of fart & etc.
people might ask " why women?"
itulah advantage mereka. mereka takkan disalahkan atas sebab kentut.
ini report yang telah diterima.
1.0 objective
to determine whether a male or a female to be blame for farting.
2.0 apparatus
a male human, a female human (clothes, optional), a fully air-conditioned crowded bus, artificial rain
3.0 theory
a brief explaination of this experiment
the male and female human will enter the bus and one of the human will fart and we can see the result by observing the male reaction toward the crowd.
the theory is, the male will be blamed for the fart even though the women is the farter.
4.0 procedure
1. place male human and female human inside the crowded bus
2. turn on the artificial rain.
3. make the female human fart inside the bus
4. wait for 5-10 minutes
5. record the reaction of the male human and the crowd.
6. repeat step 1 until step 5 with a different farter.
7. record the reaction.
5.0 result and discussion
reaction of the crowd (female farter) :
reaction fo the crowd (male farter) :
it shows that 90% of the crowd couldn't handle the smell and all of them blame the human male for the smell.
6.0 conclusion
the human male are accused for the fart for the two situation
end.
